Thanksgiving arrives tomorrow, resulting in a day of joy all over the country. Millions of people will be celebrating the day with their customary Turkey with Stuffing and Cranberries. Why not make a massive impact at your Thanksgiving Meal by coming out with some witty Thanksgiving quotes.
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“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” -Kevin James
“I love Thanksgiving turkey. It’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” -Arnold Schwarzenegger
The pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts… nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.” -H. W. Westermayer
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” -George Bernard Shaw
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” –Jon Stewart
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” –Irv Kupcinet
“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.” –Michael Dresser